In the spirit of the Holidays, we would like to share this creative take on the Christmas classic with you this week. A NexTech client sent this over to us after their EMR implementation and it gave us a chuckle.
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“Twas the Night Before EMR”
Twas the night before EMR, when all through the building,
Each doc had lost their stylus, and considered abandoning
The templates were loaded into NexTech with care,
In hopes that the nurses would quit being scared.
The schedulers were frantic and looking for their meds,
While visions of lost charts danced in their heads.
With the boss in her office, and I needing a nap,
Had just settled our brains for a week-long of crap.
When out in the Post-Op there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my cubby to see what was the matter.
Away to the Check-Out I flew like a flash,
only to find that my nerves had prompted a rash.
Skin Care was wondering, “which way do I go?
The front office staff was in a heated row,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a NexTech training team with their troubleshooting gear.
With hands on the keyboard, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment we might have this licked.
More rapid than eagles the corrections, they came,
And we whistled, and shouted, and got on our game!
Now doctors! Now, nurses! Now, aestheticians and MAs!
Onward team! Onward, staff! There’s Breast Augs to plan!
To the top of the Medical Note! No more schedules on the wall!
Now chart away! Chart away! Chart away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The docs picked up their iPads and started to sigh.
Up at the Check In, the Room Manager grew,
And suddenly, the consult notes were more than a few.
And then, in a moment I let out a hoot,
When I heard the tiny tapping of each wing-tipped foot.
As I opened my To-Do list, and was turning around,
A Surgery Booking Form came through with a bound.
It was perfectly filled out, tidy and neat,
And the Surgery Schedulers cheered at the feat.
The trainers came running to look at the Prac Yack,
And we knew that our Practice was sharp as a tack.
The training was over, it was a long and tiring week,
But everyone had learned, and is a little less meek.
This technological challenge was wrestled and won,
As we scanned our old paper charts, ton by tedious ton!
The docs all survived, and the rest of the staff, too,
And I laughed when I realized what I already knew!
We are ready to go paperless, with a bright future ahead
And I reassured the boss she had nothing to dread.
The trainers spoke not a word, but went back to their work,
And we lifted the bottle and popped off the cork .
Feeding the dictation through the fax machine once more,
We celebrated the end of yet another boring chore!
I snuck away from my desk, gave the office a big wave,
And away to my house for a shower I craved.
I excitedly yelled as I drove out of sight,
“Happy EMR to all, and to all… don’t call me tonight!”